MinaShizuka

THE MAGICAL GIRL WHO'S NAME I HAVE HELL REMEMBERING

Mina Shizuka
Mina is a magical girl empowered by the holiness and purity of local chat guardian, Ayame. Unbeknownst to the simple minds of the local chat community, the super heroine who sometimes always saves the day is none other than Mina Shizuka.

She wasn't always the super heroine we know and kinda begrudgingly accept, however. She used to be a normal magical girl, until a floating talking cat thing named kirby appeared, and said he'd give her 3 magic beans for her cow. When she traded her cow, a creepy fucking clown thing appeared and bit off the head of her best friend, who left just enough money for Mina to attend magic girl school, making her a magical schoolgirl, capable of actually fighting shit and not just standing there getting her ass beat in saltybet.

She is apparently also the self appointed chat guardian of "love", "giving love, hugs, welcomes, conversations, to all who come here", according to this flyer I found stapled to my chest.

She also has the magical properties of having a full name that is completely impossible for Dart to remember without constantly asking the fucking chat when he's making her wiki page. Like, he must've asked 10 fucking times, and even had to copy and paste it and STILL GOT IT WRONG. What foul curse was placed on her, to have her become so easily forgotten amongst the lord Dart's grace, no one can ever know.

Known Aliases
MinaShizuka

Aliases Dart accidentally typed
MinaShikasa

MinaShamaka

MinaShizune

MinaShitsu

MinaSamba

MinaMakata

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