Orima

It's dangerous to go alone. Here, take this.

Orima
Orima is a turtle, made of cardboard. This is theorized only by the fact that we know his shell is cardboard, and we're kinda too lazy to actually go out and do science and stuff.

You'd think a cardboard shell would be incredibly vulnerable, and leave him open to predators; this is exactly whe he's so dangerous. People think, "Oh It's just a dumb cardboard turtle, it can't possibly hurt me, I'll come kill it later, I'm too tired to do it right now." Which is when he strikes with a vicious furious, never actually witnessed by anyone, only accounted for by the bodies left behind from an attack.

He is the secret guardian of the XL chat, for no one actually knows if he's dealt with threats, due to just how good he is at dispatching threats. He is the first and last line of defense for the XL community, should he fall, failling to take down some kind of giant robot machine or something, in a blaze of heroism and glory, then we're kinda fucked. Kinda really fucked. I mean I guess we could just continue from the last checkpoint and try again, but then there's all those unskippable cutscenes, and you have to get all the way back there.. it's just a lot of trouble. Too much trouble. Just put it on your shelf, i'm sure you'll come back to it later. I mean, you can't just leave it there, 99% complete, right? Nah, you'll finish it later. Probably.

He is one of the few people Dart trusts to keep things in the chat calm and orderly, when Bast is busy performing other acts of heroism. Or sleeping, or something. I don't know. fuck you

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Orima

Noyes Lovecraft