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Ritsuo Crackers
Ritsuo is a box of vampiric crackers, spawned from the 5th dimension. No one knows why there'd be vampiric crackers, nor how crackers would even be considered vampiric to begin with. However, he does have the ability to turn people into demons, which is pretty fucking hot. Like, this one time, everyone was kinda hitting on Ayame, and he was like nuh-uh and turned her into a demon. That kind of.. made things worse, because then she was like, hot, and everone was like mm yeah gimme summadat.

He's also a pretty fuckin' cool guy. It's been rumored that he is none other than the non-existant Meddle, but this is impossible as he actually exists, and is not a mass hallucination. Or, maybe he is, because really vampiric crackers? That's just fucking crazy.

He's the brother of Mina, and currently married to our resident holy guardian, Ayame. He probably totally banged her, maybe. Possibly. It is possible he tried, and she smote him with her holy guardian-ness.. but they're like, married. I don't fucking know, I'm not the fucking DM, I don't make the rules*, god damnit.

''*Overlord Dart actually totally does make the rules, and can change them at will. ''

Known Aliases
RitsuoShizuka