Catbug

Why do I even fill things into this space? Is it because I have an empty space in my soul, that I too try to fill with words and paste on the internet?

Catbug
So, catbug. A bug that is actually a cat.. thing. Not a cat made out of bugs, which I totally thought it was. Can you imagine how creepy that would be? A cat walking around meowing, its entire body a wriggling mass of insects? Man what if it was spiders? Spidercat. A writhing mass of spiders in the form of a cat that just so happened to be YOUR cat. You have problems. You should seek professional help.

Catbug is the cutest person in the chatroom. This is a fact, there is no arguing. Catbug is also Dart's favorite cute person in the chat. This too is a fact. What is not a fact, is that there is a secret list of people who are favored most by everyone in the chat, and that that list starts at 11, because the first 10 cannot be taken by residents of this mortal realm, and that catbug happens to be at number 11. This is not a fact, because this list doesn't even exsist. If this list did exsist, then it's very possible this would be a fact, but it is not. There is no list. Do not attempt to look for the list.

Catbug loves sugar peas, and if she is feeling down, you should offer her some. If she goes into hyper cute mode, you should be warned, for she is in fact a succubug, and will suck out your soul through the power of her sheer cuteness, leaving a empty husk of the person you used to be, much like becoming an adult. In the end, you're dead on the inside. Catbug, however, is not. Catbug is filled with the love and joy you used to know, and only by spending every waking moment with her will you be able to recapture glimpses of your former self. You should also pay tribute to her, and shower her in sugar peas, lest you lose her favor, and be forever cast into the darkness of reality.

Known Aliases
Catbug