Meddle

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Meddle
This page has been created for a person named Meddle, who, according to a specific person in the chat, has tits. Now, that of course would imply that said person, named Meddle, were female. Due to the inherit laws of the internet, this is actually entirely impossible, meaning that Meddle may not actually exsist, outside of random mass hallucinations. As a matter of fact, have you ever actually SEEN Meddle? I don't think you have. I think you're lying to yourself, desperately crying out in the dark, "SHE'S REAL, DAMN YOU! SHE'S REAL!!" but we all know the truth.

If she were, in fact a real person (which she isn't, as we just covered) she would sometimes take the form of a fruitbat. Why anyone would turn into some form of bat that creates vampire fruits, is unknown. Why there's even a vampire that would create vampire fruits, is just lunacy. What do vampire fruits feed on, anyways? Other fruits? Blood? Blood fruit? The color red? Mystery.

This person is also often accused of being a box of crackers, but that too is lunacy. Vampire crackers? Come on, I've seen some weird shit in my time, like a cat made out of spiders, but vampire crackers? You're crazy. Crazy person.

Known Aliases
Meddle